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[Dana Scully knocks on office door]
Fox Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted
[Camera scans past a U.F.O. poster with the text I Want To Believe]
Dana Scully: Agent Mulder, I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you.
Fox Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be so highly regarded? So who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully?
Dana Scully: Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you...
Fox Mulder: Oh, really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me.
Dana Scully: If you have any doubt about my qualifications or credentials, you-
Fox Mulder: You're a medical doctor. You teach at the academy. You did your undergraduate degree in physics... "Einstein's Twin Paradox, a New Interpretation," Dana Scully's senior thesis. Now that's a credential, re-writing Einstein.
Dana Scully: Did you bother to read it?
Fox Mulder: I did. I liked it. It's just that in most of my work, the laws of physics rarely seem to apply...